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Crap. Christmas has now officially started

Bollocks.

As far as I’m concerned, Christmas doesn’t start in earnest until the shops start playing Slade’s Merry Xmas Everybody. So far, I’ve had a good year and managed to avoid hearing any version of it.

Until this lunchtime.

This was when I took the foolish decision to walk past the Body Shop, thereby enabling Noddy sodding Holder to assault my ear drums with his snarled “IT’S CHHHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTMAAAASSSSS!”

Honestly, it’s like Jack Nicholson’s “Here’s Johnny!”, only more menacing and doom-filled.

Bloody Christmas.

:adopts best Scrooge expression and looks for a choir boy (or girl – I support equal opportunities) to kick:

If it was snowing, I'd be taking a blowtorch to the nearest snowman (or woman).

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lessthanpie
Nov. 16th, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC)
I don't count it until I've been subjected to "Do They Know It's Christmas?" I'm still on the safer side of the Thanksgiving Divide, but I'm sure its arrival is imminent anyway.
hooton
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
Urgh. They played that in W H Smith.
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hooton
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
Rest assured - you are not alone. I loathe Christmas.

The only 'festival' worse than Christmas is Valentine's Day.
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